Ladies and Gentlemen
Bums and Tramps,
Cross-eyes mosquitos,
and bow-legged ants.
I come here before you,
to stand here behind you.
And tell you a story
I’ve never even heard.
Admission is free,
so pay at the door.
There’s plenty of seats,
so sit on the floor.
This is a ladies meeting,
for gentlemen only.
and now I will tell
you my story;
“One bright morning,
in the middle of the night.
Two dead boys,
got up to fight.
Back-to-back,
they faced each other.
Sword-to-sword,
they shot each other.
A deaf policeman,
heard the noise
and came to kill
the two dead boys.”
If you don’t believe my story is true,
ask the blind man on the corner;
he saw it too.
